Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. October 30, at 8: This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided. Most people put their pants on one leg at a time, Chuck Norris does both legs at once. Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
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Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Chuck Norris' Penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.
Chuck Norris once tried to defeat Jackie Chan in a game of chess. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf. Chuck Norris is like a dog, not only because he can smell fear, but because he can piss on whatever the fuck he wants. It is currently recorded to be in the billions. Chuck Norris doesn't need to swallow when eating food.