I did want to give you folks a shout-out though since I know there's been an influx with some of my older work making the rounds again. Thought this was a great podcast discussion on the use of the word asshole. What happened instead is that she started flirting with a cute, blond undergraduate and eventually, in front of everyone, she went out to his Jeep and taught him some of the finer points of the Second Sex. Are these the actions of a man seeking vengeance, officer? And now finally to the poem itself. Woody Allen's 30 best one-liners. Prepare yourself for the most cold-blooded poems you will read in April's National Poetry Month.
Short Asshole Poems
All I can think about is what I've done, it cuts more than any knife. Movies Watched in And everything I'm about to say is true. Blessed be He in the Book! He wouldn't understand real happiness if the Ghost of Christmas Past blew him on a roller coaster, so he destroys what he cannot possess. Gaunt immortality and revolution come—small broken woman—the ashen indoor eyes of hospitals, ward grayness on skin—. Quick, picture a poet!
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The terror is not that this dread creature heralds a new age, but that it might fail to arrive, and we are alone with villains. In the madhouse Blessed is He! All the time arguing—afraid of strangers in the forward double seat, snoring regardless—what busride they snore on now? She's balling Eli Cash. I know you love me but you don't deserve this. Blest be the gaunt of your cheek! Boissonnas et Eggler via Wikipedia.
Why don't you leave the objections to me, Royal? Lonelier than he lets on. They live with the fear of abandonment and can't deal with facing their own shame. Well, you can't have it! Stay in touch with us!